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In conventional usage, boredom, ennui, or tedium is an emotion characterized by uninterest in one's surrounding, often caused by a lack of distractions or occupations. Although, \"There is no universally accepted definition of boredom. But whatever it is, researchers argue, it is not simply another name for depression or apathy. It seems to be a specific mental state that people find unpleasant—a lack of stimulation that leaves them craving relief, with a host of behavioral, medical and social consequences.\" According to BBC News, boredom \"...can be a dangerous and disruptive state of mind that damages your health\"; yet research \"...suggest[s] that without boredom we couldn't achieve our creative feats.\"
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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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Robert Maertens was a Belgian international footballer who played as a midfielder.
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