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Sheep milk is the milk of domestic sheep. It is commonly used to make cultured dairy products, such as cheese. Some of the most popular sheep cheeses include feta (Greece), pecorino romano (Italy), Roquefort (France) and Manchego (Spain).
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FAT Brands Inc. is an American multi-brand restaurant operator headquartered in Beverly Hills, California.
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