{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?","punchline":"They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.","id":441}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are fish so smart?","punchline":"Because they live in schools!","id":299}
{"type":"general","setup":"What’s E.T. short for?","punchline":"He’s only got little legs.","id":276}
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?","punchline":"It reads \"Small medium at large.\"","id":97}
{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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The Jacob Fishbeck Farmstead is a farm located at 5151 Cr