{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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